#1linerWeds. 8/12/20

I have a million of these things yet still I might repeat myself accidentally.  Here is one that I hope is new … for me anyway. I also hope you enjoy 🙂

 I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

Ba-dum-tis

Written for #1linerWeds. – Rules and Ping Back.

As always, more to come.

#1linerWeds. 8/5/20

Rules and Ping Back if you’d like to join in.   My short answer to Linda is I may never look at social media again. LOL. 

I found this gem in my English journal from freshman year of high school. Entry #34.

Ba-dum-tis. Lol 😂

For the life of me, not sure 🤔 why the following was okay 👌🏽

Or this

I also wrote about our annual church picnic where when it was nearing the end, we left with Joe to go buy more beer since the kegs were floating. 🙄 🤦‍♀️ Me … 1/2 a beer Jill is lucky to be alive 😇.  And who allows their child to drink at a church picnic?  It was the 70s man.  Groovy.

As always more to come.

#1linerWeds. 7/15/20

First off happy heavenly birthday to Grandma TuTu 🎂. The eldest daughter of 13 siblings. Amazing woman who always put family first. We love and miss you.

I’m still jilling as opposed to chilling but meaning the same. Ya know I’m keeping it light 💡. Gotta laugh 🤭

Anonymous says “when is a door not a door? When it’s ajar”

Ba-dum-tis 😊

To join in, here are the Rules and Ping Back.

#1linerWeds. 7/8/20

I just got this in an email from a co-worker:

Hi Jill, I pray this email finds you well and in great spirits.

This simple opening has made my day.  Believer or not praying I am well is kindness in the Rona craziness.  What a nice gesture!

The following was my original one liner.  Still staying corny.  I picked this because of how time does that weird flipping thing.  July already.  Seems like March, April, May, and June simply evaporated.

“I just looked at the calendar and realized – my days are numbered” ― Johnny Moscato

Ba-dum-tis.  Hehe.  Until next time, here are the rules and ping back.

#1linerWeds. 7/1/20

Wowser!  I can’t believe it is already July.  I have lost all perception of time.  Well sort of.  I am clearly aware of every hour of every day but when I think about being shelter in place since March, I have to take a breath.  Wowser!  Say it with me. Oh my my 🙂

Staying with the corny, here ya go …

“Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

To play along or see the other entries, here are the rules and ping back.

Happy Wednesday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1linerWeds. 6/17/20

Staying with the corny while paying homage to my southern roots.

“What’s the difference between a northern fairy-tale and a southern fairy-tale? A northern fairy-tale begins ‘Once upon a time…’ A southern fairy-tale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sH!t …'”

Anonymous

Ba-dum-tis.  Cute huh?  Well I thought so.  Cheers to a fantastic Wednesday !!!!

Rules and Ping Back

#1linerWeds. 6/10/20

Staying with corny …

“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.”

Anonymous

I used to make decisions for a living.  Risk management they called it aka underwriting.  Those types of business decisions I can make all day every day without hesitation.  But ask me if I’d rather have chocolate or vanilla … well we might be here a while. Or pick from a menu.  Hmm why can’t they make sampler platters 🙂

Happy Wednesday folks!! Hope it’s a good one.  Looking forward to the weekend shenanigans.  

Rules and Ping Back