#1linerWeds. 7/1/20

Wowser!  I can’t believe it is already July.  I have lost all perception of time.  Well sort of.  I am clearly aware of every hour of every day but when I think about being shelter in place since March, I have to take a breath.  Wowser!  Say it with me. Oh my my 🙂

Staying with the corny, here ya go …

“Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

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Happy Wednesday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1linerWeds. 6/24/20

Linda offers such a beautiful one liner.  Butterflies and flowers, what’s not to love?  <3.  Me?  I’m enjoying the silliness by staying with corny:

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

Ba dum ‘tis.  Giggle.  Hope you have a wonderful Wednesday.  Cheers to the 1/2 way point!!!

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#1linerWeds. 6/17/20

Staying with the corny while paying homage to my southern roots.

“What’s the difference between a northern fairy-tale and a southern fairy-tale? A northern fairy-tale begins ‘Once upon a time…’ A southern fairy-tale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sH!t …'”


Ba-dum-tis.  Cute huh?  Well I thought so.  Cheers to a fantastic Wednesday !!!!

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#1linerWeds. 6/10/20

Staying with corny …

“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.”


I used to make decisions for a living.  Risk management they called it aka underwriting.  Those types of business decisions I can make all day every day without hesitation.  But ask me if I’d rather have chocolate or vanilla … well we might be here a while. Or pick from a menu.  Hmm why can’t they make sampler platters 🙂

Happy Wednesday folks!! Hope it’s a good one.  Looking forward to the weekend shenanigans.  

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#1linerWeds. 5/20/20

Linda has a good one liner today.  Check it out here.  Love the levity to help us get through these weird C-19 days.

Staying with the funny, here’s mine … that I borrowed … from anonymous

My husband told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 

Ba-dum-tis.  I hope this brings you morning giggles. I (for one) am easily amused.

As always, more to come.


#1linerWeds. ~ 5/6/20

The one liner I picked today is from a “Parks & Rec” re-run.  I watched the virtual version of “Parks & Rec” also.  The episode was okay and better than nothing but I sure hope my sit-coms come back recorded and scripted.  Any who, without further ado.

Andy: You’re like an angel with no wings

April :  So like a person

Ha!  Yes I am easily amused. Happy Wednesday folks!!!

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#1linerWeds. 4/29/20

How are you supposed to eat out at a restaurant with a mask on your face?

Son’s response to the possibility of re-opening his mom’s restaurant at 25% capacity as Texas begins the slow roll-out to a phased re-open of our economy.  The approach allows dining rooms to re-open but does not remove social distancing requirements of six feet apart, masks, and gatherings less than 10.  Seriously Meredith Grey?!?  Makes no sense.

I am heartbroken for all impacted.  When I say all, I mean HUMANITY!!  No one is immune.  😦

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