1linerWeds. 2/12/20

More from TV land …

Naima from the Kids Baking Contest: Tastes like bacon but in liquid form! My life right now.

The excitement of these kids is contagious. Very creative too. Naima won the last round with a maple bacon ice cream cone cup cake.

Rules and Ping Back

#JusJoJan and #1linerWeds. 01/15/20

We have another mash up!  YaY!! #JusJoJan and #1linerWeds.  One challenge is good but two challenges are the best!  Check out the creativity shared here.

Last week after I posted my jotted one liner, I saw this:

How do I you like your eggs? … In CAKE!!!! 

Yummy!  I do love eggs!  Except for sunny side up, runny yolk. Those are just gross for reasons that shall remain nameless.  Let’s just say farm fresh comes with surprises.

Happy Wednesday folks!

As always, more to come.

 

#JusJoJan and #1linerWeds for 01/08/20

What day is it?  We’ve all been asking that question.  The two weeks prior were a blur so much so that in my case I still have no idea about anything.  Seriously?  Yes seriously Meredith Grey.  Who am I? Where am I? What’s the meaning of life?  LOL

Follow these rules and ping back to your own kind of happy!

I don’t have a one liner for today but I am jotting anyway.  I feel then need.  A hunger if you will.  Like a wolf maybe?  Or  “It’s a hunger” from “Take Me Home Tonight” Eddie Money?  Wait Jilly!  This is PG.

This Duran-Duran ear worm was brought to me courtesy of the cafe in A building which was playing as I paid for my oatmeal this morning.  I got bad or maybe mediocre news from my labs hence the reinstatement of oatmeal.   I am also walking my a$$ off today.  I will get 10K steps!!!

And now I have the giggles.  Something is happening across the aisle from me.  I could not string a sentence together but may try to write about the situation later.  Fun times y’all. Lunch break FIN!

As always, more to come.

 

#1linerWeds. 12/25/19

We have an electronic feedback board at work. No censorship really; almost anything goes. Supposed to be business purposes to gauge employee sentiments/mood and while names aren’t published, feedback isn’t exactly anonymous. I saw this liner last week and thought yes, we all need a little levity. Without further ado …

A mathematician wanders back home at 3am and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. “You’re late!” she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!” “Actually,” the mathematician replies coolly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

Get it? Got it. Good! Corny clean fun. Lol 😂

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#1linerWeds. 12/18/19

I’m continuing a “from TV” mode. We watch the show “Bless This Mess” primarily due to the timing ABC on Tuesdays after “The Connors”. Until recently that is. The show has become a favorite laugh out loud funny. I’d say the premise is a revamp of “Green Acres”. Kay and Beau are neighbors who are separated but still very much in love. They decided to spend Christmas together as a family for the sake of their son. Beau really wants to win Kay back. The scene goes something like this …

Kay: Say it again

Beau: Do you need help in the kitchen?

Kay: Oh pregnant Mary on the donkey

Beau: I’m grateful for you

Kay: Sweet baby Jesus in the hay

Might not be lol out of context but to see the actress who plays Kay perform her craft is hilarious 🤣. The actor playing Beau is not so bad himself.

Rules and Ping Back

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1linerWeds. 12/11/19

Back to TV land today. I’m really enjoying The Moody’s Christmas. It is a three night event, two episodes per night. Without further ado some good lines:

Sean Jr: This! This is unconscionable. And what no breakfast?

Sean Sr: You can get your own place you know.

Sean Jr: Don’t play chicken with me old man I’m your mostly likely caregiver

As always more to come.

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