#1linerWeds. & #WDIIA ~ 4/1/20

Reading Linda’s one liner made me think of the following lyrics:

Searching for signs of life
But there’s nobody home

Good by Better than Ezra

Off topic, if I could rename my son, he might be Ezra.  Coolest name ever!! 🙂

#WDIIA – Aprils Fool’s Day y’all.  And Jilly be a fool.  Raving lunatic even.   Tiff’s Treats a delivery cookie place came to my door today.  Delivery for one Lulu Belle from her long time boyfriend.  I was scared to open the door.  But I did.  The delivery guy must’ve thought “what the hell lady” as he hung the handle of the gift bag over my index finger.

Six feet back muthafucker.  Want some fire scarecrow?!?!?  LOL :).

Thought bubbles only.  We washed down the counter before and after moving the cookies into a Tupperware tossing all packaging etc, out!  Way the eff out!   Oh an ice cream came with the cookies.  Holy mother of all that is sweet. Corona likes the cold y’all.  I wanted to toss the ice cream out too or hose the damn thing off.

See?  I told ya.  Off the chain.

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#1linerWeds. & #WDIIA 3/25/20

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Sage one liner from Ms. Linda & Rumi today.  Very fitting for our current situation.  I wrote yesterday about the lack of control I was feeling. While I knew this all along, it has never been more clear that …

You can’t change your situation, the only thing you can change is how you choose to deal with it.

Author unknown

Happy Wednesday folks!  Let’s … make … a … deal 🙂

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#1linerWeds. 3/18/20

Time once again for #1linerWeds.  I’m watching too much TV.  Here is a funny from last night:

“I shaved places that were not meant to have stubble” by Jackie from The Connors

Crass maybe but laughter is all I have people.  I am going to walk to clear my mind.  Hope you are all fairing well on this fine Wednesday.  Let’s go look for small things to make great.

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#1linerWeds. 3/11/20

Chocolate definitely does help!

Today I am taking from an audio book “Bad Monkey” by Carl Hiaasen.  This liner is paraphrased and might be a tad but like the telephone game.  A story heard can be different than a story read.  Since I cannot go back to the words on a page, I am relying on memory.  Don’t fail me now and without further ado.

The setup:  Andrew Yancy captures Eve’s little dog Tillie and holds her hostage to save his own life.  Tillie and Yancy have met before and the little dog took an immediate liking to him. Upon their reunion, Tillie runs right up to Andrew and he picks her up clutching her to his chest as a doggie shield saying something like this …

A dog’s memory center resides wholly in their nostrils.

For anyone who owns or has owned a dog, this much is true.  I’ve been walking my Buddy and Spot much more as time off work allows for extra laps.  They have to sniff everything.  Such good doggies.

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#1linerWeds. 3/4/20

No 102.7 Jack today but right before I switched from songs to my audio book, I heard this funny.  I knew I wanted to use it as a one liner.  The set up is the station is mostly commercial free and does not take requests.  In a pseudo commercial, I heard this …

Jack, I wanted to make a request that you continue refusing to take requests.  Let’s see how you wrap your brain around that one.

Good clean corny goodness.  Lol.

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#1linerWeds. 02/19/20

Welcome to #1linerWeds.  Here is a from TV paraphrase due to poor planning on my part.  Plus I forgot my commonplace book at home.  I may have used even used this liner already.  Memory is foggy. If you haven’t watched Young Sheldon you might want to check it out …

Sheldon: You lied to me! This is all just part of a get rich quick scheme.

Georgie: Would you rather get rich slow like a chump?

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