Okay all you English majors, don’t be harshing on my misspellings. What happened deserves a RatZ. With a capital Z!
File this story under the category of you can’t make this stuff up.
Here is where I mentioned cows and putting my car in the shop. I got my car back and you will never believe the cause of the problem. Guess? C’mon. Would you like to play this game? Going once … going twice … Don’t wanna. Well okie dokie. I’ll tell ya.
James: Jill this is James give me a holler.
Me (returning voicemail): Hey James, what’s the verdict?
James: Remind me, you still live in the country?
Me: Yes, same place. Why?
James: You’ve got RatZ.
Sure enough said, RatZ chewed through wires affecting my stabili-trac, ABS and A/C. According to James, the insulation around the wires is like candy to them mice. He said it happened at his deer lease about two years ago. They got two barn cats and no ratZ have been seen since.
So odd, we have community cats and have never had a rat problem in the 19 plus years we have lived here. We do not keep anything out that might attract them either. The dogs are outside most of the time too though in their luxury suite. Spot has been known to eat a bird in mid flight. I’m sure he’d attach a rat.
When I took my loaner vehicle back to my father in law, he told me he believes it was parking at the Riverwalk with all that construction. I was there four years without incident but the construction is new which might cause the ratZ movement. Then there is being back at the mother ship and my recent memory shared of the varmints who live there. B reminded me though that was more likely for raccoons but ratZ? I have heard we have them all over the building.
Now I am on high alert. I am ready for a rat to jump out at me while I am driving. Like an wanna-be airbag. Lawd yes, I am neurotic. I am also looking around my parking space for remnants. B says it didn’t happen here. Two nights with traps and poison have gone undisturbed. Hmm, inquiring minds want to know how this happened. I will just have to settle for random acts of strange.
As always, more to come.