#1linerWeds. 5/31/23

I’m not sure how this one-liner even came up. But I heard it in pleasant company. I was visiting the in-laws yesterday. I’m about to leave on my trip. All of this is excess and way more than one line but you know me. I always have to give a backstory.

So my father-in-law says, “Billy Door told me you only have one woman, there must be something wrong with you”. And my mother-in-law hunched over in her wheelchair, mostly immobile still has the occasional smart wit. I’m still giggling but this might be a you had to be there funny 😄

Jimmy you should’ve told him “well you never met MY woman !!”

MoMo

You see our MoMo is too hot to handle. 😂

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#1linerWeds. 5/24/23

Time for a one liner. This one might be recycled. Still fits me at the moment.

If your heart is broken, make art with the pieces. ❤️‍🩹

Shane Koyczan

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#1linerWeds. 5/17/23

I wrote this one liner down the second I heard it again. I’m easily amused. HERE are the rules & ping back.

How this works is the train 🚂 leaves the station, not the station leaves the train

Jon Lovitz/Ernie Campadino to Marla Hooch in A League of Their Own

He could say anything & be funny. It’s in his delivery & tone of voice.

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#1linerWeds. 5/10/23

Here we go ….

Peace is the result of retraining your mind to process life as it is rather than how you think it should be.

Wayne Dyer

Yep, I’m giving up the fantasy. No expectations, no blame, no sadness, no anger. It is what it is. Peace is around the corner.

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#1linerWeds. 5/3/23

I do see the gray man in the green hat! That could be the beginning to an awesome short story! I’ve recently discovered washi tape myself. Most enjoyable. Okay, let’s one line this bad boy today …

“The oak fought the wind and was broken, the willow bent when it must and survived.”

Robert Jordan

I’m a willow, a weeping willow at that. Bending is all I know how to do. Believe me it’s exhausting. But do what we must. Work is stressful right now with more rumored layoffs coming in June. And me, I just booked a vacation for June 1 to June 9. Had I waited one more day, I may have changed my mind about going anywhere or doing anything.

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#1linerWeds. 4/27/23

I say leave the cobweb for authenticity 😂

My one liner is well known & good common sense. Fitting of this time in my life. I need to stop being all willy nilly.

Measure Twice, Cut Once

Age old proverb

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#1linerWeds. 4/19/23

Aww kitty & doggie duo over at Linda’s place. Too hot to argue fits my mood as well. HERE are the rules & ping back. I’m recycling by posting a meme that makes me laugh for today’s one liner. The world needs more laughter.

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#1linerWeds. 4/12/23

“Getting old is like climbing a mountain; you get a little out of breath, but the view is much better!” –

Ingrid Bergman

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#1linerWeds. 4/5/23

Time flies when you having fun & even when you aren’t …

J-Dub

Time a construct of man has screwed me over once again. Not really. There’s so much to do & only so many hours in the day. Song lyrics are in there somewhere. And now I realize that I have been bamboozled. To be brief here, I will write about that elsewhere.

Written for One-Liner Wednesday – Time flies. Come on in folks, the water is fine. HERE are the rules & ping back.

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#1linerWeds. 3/29/23

Staying with a money theme, HERE are the rules and pingback.

Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny.

—Steven Wright, comedian

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