#1linerWeds. 4/3/19

In keeping with an unofficial theme of TV show one liners, here’s Shelly.

Um, uh, in a hundred years, you’ll both be dead and it won’t matter? ~ Sheldon Cooper to Penny.

I’m a worrier and I should follow his sage advice. The “it won’t matter” part.Seriously!??! Yes seriously Meredith Grey. Lol.

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#1linerWeds. 03/27/19

Yay for springing Spring!!!  I was so over winter.  I left my common place book at home again.  Going to wing the one liner.  But I picked up a cool book at the library by Lin-Manual Miranda and Jonny Sun – “Gmorning, Gnight! Little Pep Talks for Me and You”  Might even have to break my rule and buy the book.  I need daily pep talks y’all.  I mean c’mon who doesn’t?!!? And the book (which I also left at home) has lots of one liner fodder.  Anyhoo, here goes nothing:

It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underpants. 

Norm from Cheers

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#1linerWeds. 03/20/19

Dangnabit.  I left my list of one liners at home in my commonplace book.  And boy there were some doozies.  Guess I’ll have to improvise.

After a somewhat sleepless night where I woke up to the ear worm of Queen/David Bowie’s “Under Pressure” I’m a bit foggy.  I’d much prefer to be home, in PJs with a cuppa hot tea.  Instead I will power through.  I am already planning for how I will make up for this lack of sleep.  But making up for lack of sleep is a little like this Daylight Savings Time nonsense.  Am I right?

Anyhoo, without further ado, here is what I’ve rustled up.

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.

Henry David Thoreau

As always, more to come.

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#1linerWeds. for 3/6/19

Linda starts us off with raw poultry of the uncooked variety cuz ya know raw and uncooked are like night and day.  And it is lunch time around these parts.  Yum!  Not really.

I like my chicken grilled to perfection.  So this brown bagger with no leftovers got a spinach, strawberry, feta, almond and grilled chicken salad for lunch.  Now that is Yum!

Oh happy day after a crappy night.  What a difference a day makes!  Not out of the woods yet but feeling better.  Note to self:  Jilly take your pain meds.  Sometimes 1/2 the battle is mental.  I hate these damn pills and do not want to become dependent.  I know that and I skimp on them like a pill hoarder waiting for a rainy day.  But there are times like last night when I hit a wall and the pain is intense.

Anyhoo enough about moi. Instead here’s a one liner …

It seems to me we all have a story to tell ~ Walt Disney

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#1linerWeds. 2/13/19

As I completed my morning walk, I snapped this picture.  You can see my reflection in the whiteboard.  I stopped and was taken aback but the words.  ❤ my company.  The peeps here are the BEST!!

The impossible we do immediately.  The unimaginable takes a little bit longer.

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#JusJoJan and #1linerWeds. For 1/30/19

Here we go here we go now ala RHCP! That’s a riddle y’all. Final twofer of the season. Super psyched and loving 🥰 life. Here’s my offering borrowed from the Hallmark 🏬.

Have a wonderful Wednesday!!!

As always more to come.

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