Ever Wonder Why?

Uh ya, all the freaking time.  My mind never stops. It’s a curse I tell ya.

So I looked at my keyboard.  It’s a plain Jane variety that came with the PC.   A downgrade from the wireless keyboard I had previously.  But I don’t care, it just gots to type.  No need for bells and whistles.

Any who, none of that has anything to do with anything. It’s filler y’all.

Any who part two.  I wonder why did the C disappear completely from the keyboard along with most of the E?  Why do S and D look smudged?  And why is the O half gone?

 

Huh?  Why? Things that make you go Hmmm.

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I bet if I Googled that sH!t, I’d find out that C is the magic letter used most often by the WORLD!!!  Or I could start a rumor that C is the most used letter.  Bet the peoples would believe it.  We believe everything on the Internet don’t cha know.

As always, more to come.

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What Are The Odds?

Big Brother is everywhere y’all.  Ole George was right!  How do I know this?

Last time Pony joined us for supper, he drove us to the restaurant.  His vehicle is still new and he has a free trial of Sirius radio.  We talked about paying for air <grumble, grumble> and how it was very expensive after the trial ended but when we paid for three years, we got a break.  Still the cost was hundreds of dollars.  We are economizing to pay for land, so Sirius and a deep reduction in our Dish TV options were the first things to go.

UNTIL ….

Did I mention we bought land?  In the boonies.  And there is no reception or very little reception anyways.  Did I mention, we had dinner with our son?

Pony insisted the price came down and was something like $5 a year.  I replied maybe a month but … and even at that, I had heartburn about paying for that which should be free!

Let me tell ya folks, nothing SHOULD be free but you get what I mean.  Let the advertisers foot the bill and maybe I will buy their products.  Any who, the day after our dinner, we get a post card in the mail.  Dear former listener!

Sacribleu!!!

Dear current listener.  You are a sap!  lol.  Well not me!  My baby Buick is set to KONO-AM 860!  I don’t need no stinkin’ XM bullsH!t.  🙂

As always, more to come.

So, … Technical Difficulties Suck

So, … this time user error is not the cause of my technical difficulties.  Well maybe a little.  The settings on the laptop do not allow me to like and comment on WP.  Even folks I already follow.  I know this has something to do with being an “accepted” device but for the life of me, I cannot figure out how to change the settings to recognize this “new” machine!!

So, … I am not allowed to use my virtual machine for WP either.  That is business only!  Nothing to see here folks, let’s move along !!

So, … I jump to my phone but then I run the risk of texting faux pas.  Believe me there have been a few oopsies.  Double commenting is not the least of them.  Rather than run the risk of insulting someone completely by accident of course, I wait until I get home and go old school desktop.  I am missing so much goodness this way!!!  The pace of posts is hard to keep up when I try and collect them for the end of the day.  Try as I might, I fall behind.

So, … If you see a comment from me that is slightly askew or way late to the party, that’s why.

So, … that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

As always, more to come.

#1linerWeds. 11/14/18

Happy Wednesday, today is my Thursday because I am taking a personal day Friday.

Say that three times fast! lol!

In keeping with the sentiment of Linda’s prompt, I will keep it short and sweet.

Sharing is caring!!!

And we can all use a lot more care.  For ourselves and others.  Kumbaya!

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As always, more to come.

So, … More Medical MSU

I am not a doctor, I just play one on TV.

Sacribleu y’all!!!

My saga continues.

More than likely emotional pain is manifesting as physical so says Dr. J-Dub McGillicutty. I ought to know since I am the queen comma drama.  I recently wrote about my plight in Better Than.

I told you guys I was getting a CT scan but not about insurance denying to pay.  Some such BS about the insurance company needs to see my records to determine if the scan is necessary medical treatment.  CTs are diagnostic you fools NOT treatment.  The CT will ID the condition that then requires medical treatment.  So I fought city hall and won!  Insurance paid.

My last scan was in June 2015 so I am doing very well keeping my my cray, cray to a minimum.  I only check in when it really HURTS more than I can stand!  Of course logically I know if I was really ill, I’d be dead by now.  I have been trying to find the cause to what ails me since 2010!!

I have been sitting on an email notification that labs/diagnostics have been loaded into my health patient portal.  I have been afraid to check thinking I’d surely get a call.  But no call came because we AGREED she would only call if the results were bad news.  Otherwise, I was to check the portal, following the directions, and come back for my annual exam next year.

So, … I put on my big girl panties and checked my portal.  Now we have established I am not doctor but c’mon would ya?!??!?  I’ve got a laundry list of minor ailments that are not SUPPOSED to cause me pain.  But maybe I am a princess and the little stuff adds up to painful just like the pea under the mattress.

I have a small hiatal hernia and a mild atherosclerotic abdominal aorta.  What the freak are those?  I continue on … Several left renal sinus cysts are again seen. There is a small unchanged cyst in the lateral interpolar region of the left kidney.  AGAIN!!!  Okay so SEVERAL renal sinus cysts are no big deal.  And the cyst in my interpolar region is well … unchanged.  So, … None of this has done me in just yet!  And don’t cha know I Goggled all these terms and I am convinced the end is nigh!  But I jest! Or do I?

Some of this stuff can cause other stuff.  She wrote in my online portal to follow the dietary changes and if pain persists to see my Gastroenterologist.  I just saw her in February fool.  Got the all clear there too! And I didn’t get any dietary change suggestions. So I Googled again. Guess I can eat plain boiled rice and drink water.  No figgy pudding Randal Pink Floyd. Cut the coffee out too because only psychopaths drink coffee without cream.  It has to be true because I read that sH!t on FB.

Any Who, this concludes my obnoxious overshare.  Getting the random anxious thoughts out made me feel oh so much better.  Until next time that is 😉

As always, more to come.

I ♥️ Operation Gratitude!!!

Took me 30 minutes to make one. Then I knocked out two more in about 15 minutes each. Improved my time but still not fast enough. I’m competitive in case you never noticed. 😂

Just like crochet, this is therapeutic 💕💕. No need for Calgon to take me away.