Not a cheat – days are long is one line. Hope Alex is feeling better soon. My offering follows:
This one liner joke was placed strategically in one of the bags from our curbside pickup. The clerk could hardly contain himself. Miss Jill, there’s something extra for you when you’re unloading the groceries. I was hoping for candy; they did that last October. Instead I found this note. Cute huh?
Why do vampires always keep their promises? Because they stake their life on it.
Ba-dum-tis. We’ll be here all week. lol
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