Sticking with the corny, here is a typical dad joke …
I, for one, like Roman numerals
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Ba-dum-tis. I will ping back when I can figure out how … “Lovely new editor” said in my sarcastic voice over voice. lol
11th hour ping back Lovely picture Linda. I, for one, needed the distraction 😉
J-Dub's Grin and Bear It 
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. The bartender says “You mean a Martini, right?” and the Roman says, “If I wanted more than one, I’d’ve said so.”
Great one-liner!
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lol. now I want a martini … shaken not stirred 😁
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HA! Good one. 😀
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Corny goodness 😁
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I like it.
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Tee Hee 😆
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Very clever I like this 💜
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