#SoCS for 9/17/19 ~ Weigh/Way/Whey

Hola todos mi amigos.

Ah wey!

Wait!

Wey isn’t a prompt word and why are you being all snarky this morning?  Well you read the prompt and your San Antonio roots are showing.  Wey was the first thought bubble that popped into your brain.  Good thing you didn’t spout out pinche wey.  But ah wey is just as bad.  Some people may not even know what you’re talking about.  Let’s hope most do not understand your profanity gibberish.

Okay, back on track.  Let’s begin again.  Hola todos mi amigos!  It is time once again for #SoCS.  The lovely Linda gives us the following prompt:

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “weigh/way/whey.” Use one, use ’em all, bonus points if you do that last thing. Enjoy!

No Way.  Yes Way.  Does anyone else memba being kids and saying that to each other?  Whenever something unlikely, gross, and/or unbelievable was said and if you didn’t believe the speaker of bullshit, you said “No way!” to which they replied “Yes way!”

And why do I picture Bill and Ted all of a sudden?  Hmmm.  Some memory in the recesses of my medulla oblongata …  No way!  The medulla is the part of my brain responsible for automatic things like sneezing.  Yes way!

Keanu is a good dude y’all or so I hear.  And George Carlin was hilarious.  But back to task.

I am going to weigh my options for how best to finish this stream.  I weigh options for a living or I used to when I have an Underwriter.  Now I still kind of weigh options for a living but more like interpret rules and regulations.  I suffer from analysis paralysis yet mostly I am in a kid in the candy store … give me MORE data so I can weigh my options and make the BEST decision.

But that’s boring and the good people here today did not sign up for insurance compliance 101.  Nope you didn’t expect this … not on this glorious Saturday where the birds are singing and the sun is shining and Little Miss Muffet sits on her tuffet, eating her curds eating and whey.

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18 thoughts on “#SoCS for 9/17/19 ~ Weigh/Way/Whey

  1. Thank you for the Spanish lesson. Now I know another polite word/saying besides besa mi culo. :-p
    Nice response to the prompt and securing the bonus points, and leaving me with a desire to eat a waffle. Curds and whey…blech.

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