I treated myself to a happy hour Coke with lime from Sonic. I’m really off the sauce I promise. This treat is a once in a very long time occurrence. Upon purchase, I observed funny math and I feel like whining.
My drink cost $1.99 + .30 cents for 1/4 of a lime minus $1.00 for happy hour. When it was all said and done, I paid .99 cents + .30 cents = $1.29 + .11 for tax = $1.40 total per 20 ounces. Hey! Why wasn’t my lime .15 cents?!?!?
Anyhow, memba the $1.40. “Real” as opposed to happy hour price is $1 more with a skootch more tax. 😂. A regular 20 oz. bottle of Coke without lime (princess don’t do diet) from the ice house or grocery store is $1.89 plus tax. Immediately consumable gets taxed in Tejas; I checked. A two liter is 99 cents plus tax.
Do ya see where I am going here? Bigger is cheaper. BUT WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Now I get why the happy hour 20 ounce is more … well because half of a half of a lime is a delicacy apparently. Uh duh. And car hop service is special (no sarcasm because I couldn’t make and car hop those drinks). The regular price should be more than the bottle IMO. I am paying for service. My only regret is that I parked in stall #13 cuz ya know, 13 is unlucky.
Still I had to exclaim: Sacribleu!!!
I mean really?!?!?! Don’t “they” … those greedy money makers know that soda is the new smoking in the way standing is the new sitting or sitting is the new smoking or whatever. 😆 And now I feel fluffy … and nauseous. Drinking my H2O in the hopes of flushing out those toxins.
I really need a 10 day cleanse retreat like in the book “Nine Perfect Strangers” by Lianne Moriarty. And no I am not a paid reviewer. I just really enjoy this book. I think I could give up electronics for 10 days. I know I could dig on someone else meal planning for me. And I am sort of certain I could take a vow of silence for the first five days.
Okay now. You can quit laughing. I hear you. But tis true, I know how to shush when called upon.
As always more to come.