Yep now I’m making up words. Dang Nabit is not in the dictionary. Dang could be. Nabit definitely not. The line under nabit is all red and squiggly.
Well enough chatter. I hear ya saying … Wha cha talking about Jilly??? Get on with the show.
We have no Internet. Crap!!!! To improvise, I’m coming to you live from my mobile phone using talk to text which will explain any typos. You try transcribing my southern drawl and see what you come up with.
I had plans to produce some work this evening but that went by the wayside. I can do a few things but nothing significant. Sacri freaking bleu.
Tech will be dispatched Saturday. Between the infamous window of time. I’m having flashbacks. You see we are out in the sticks and this used to happen to us all the time.
Anywho. Before scheduling, the rep read a disclosure and I was a brat … I said and I quote
Uh really?!?!!! well that’s new. Disclose all you like; I’m not paying $19. The problem is outside on the pear branch terminal.
To answer the question do you have any dogs and can they be contained? I said and I quote
My dogs are angels and yes we can keep them secure. However the neighborhood has roaming pitbulls. Our new neighbors our poor pet parents. They do not watch their dogs and I cannot be responsible for them attacking your representative.
Totally uncalled for but I couldn’t help myself. And it’s true! Was going to be another post aptly titled Jilly stares down pit bull while walking Buddy & Spot.
If I ever get back up and running, I will resume my writing schedule of nonsense. If not, my streak maybe gone.
Ethel is gonna git her clothes on π
As always more to come.
Too cute! Talk to text can be surprisingly entertaining with anyone, but yours is just too cute!
Sometimes when my dog barks at repair men, etc, I enjoy it.Shh, don’t tell.
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Lol! I wonβt tell if you wonβt π
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Dagnabit is a slang contraction; a bowdlerization of profane “God damn it.”
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oh no! I had no idea. Shame on me π
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hey…it’s still a great cuss word.
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Try “dagnabbit” and see if that gets past the spell checker.
If you have a laptop, you can always go to Starbucks or somewhere else they have free Internet…
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I’ll let you know how it goes with dagnabbit …. Doh! red lined it … just like Doh. π
Great idea on the free Internet. My plan was the library but I stayed late at work instead.
Must … Go … Home
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I said “don’t look” but it was too late!!!
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my spell checker gave up the ghost upon my use of “dag nab it”..so similar to your Dang nabit, yet showing that we both come from the planet of southern Women…just a slightly different area…..lol
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Lol! southern Women rule π
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Dang fer sure. I just commented on Joey’s page about this internet/computer issue in life. I want to rent a nice lonely, secluded cabin the Hill Country, away from everything for a bit of R&R (not that I need any). But it must have good internet and it better be included. Seclusion with limits. π
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Oooh. Seclusion with limits. Now thatβs perfect.
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How frustrating for you. I’m sure you’ll find a way to keep the streak alive.
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This phone thing is hard! But Iβll try!!
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