I am late for a very important date says J-Dub channeling the White Rabbit. All day I thought it was Tuesday because I worked from home Monday. Yesterday felt like Monday. Today felt Tuesday … get it? But doh! Tis Wednesday all along.
Now when I work from home I really work but without a commute my days blur into one. And things are a popping like pop corn. Busy, busy, busy! Pop! Pop! Pop! Life is good! I prefer balls to the wall. lol. What am I saying? I am without balls and I have lost it.
So, … much for one line. This is a medium sized post. Yesterday on the way home I got a call that went something like this:
Nurse: I am calling about <patient not me but someone I pay bills for>
Nurse continued: My home health care aid just visited <patient NMBSIPBF> He has a boil on his left buttocks. Dr. A has prescribed an antibiotic but he also wants him to see Dr. B to lance and drain.
Me thought bubble only: Sweet mother of mercy what fresh hell is next.
Me actually speaking: Okay. How can I help you?
Nurse: How does this work? Does he make his own appointment? Does he use transport?
Me: I am in SAT; he is in Austin. I just manage his accounts. Typically his appointments are made for him and someone at the group home will take him or sometimes a taxi (and I just deleted zTrip app from my phone but oh well) and once medical transport picked him up.
Nurse: Okay I will call the group home. Thanks for your help.
What help? I pitched it back over the wall. And knock on wood, no one has called me from home health care today.
Ain’t my life exciting y’all? At least I do not have a boil on my left buttocks. LOL. And after all that hilarity here is the one liner. Inspired by Boils Across America and/or the movie Steel Magnolias.
Ouiser: That is PRECISELY why I’m here! I’ve gotta talk to M’Lynn about her husband. He is a boil on the butt of humanity! ~ Spoken by the actress Shirley MacLaine
And I get my one liner is actually three, but I am taking liberties ya see. For anyone who wants to join the fun here are the Rules and Ping Back
As always, more to come.