Chat Transcript Humor ~ My Fingers Are Fat

The votes are in!  I am getting the iPhone7 for 99 cents.  Yay me!  The main reason besides the sweetheart deal is that my battery on my current iPhone6 has gone bonkers.  Hoping the saver mode will keep me with a functioning phone until the new one comes in.

Because I am a techno-dweeb and because I am a planner and because I am VERY indecisive, I had to research before taking the plunge.  I had a nice little chat with Riza yesterday.  She gave me some good links to check out later so I asked her how I could save our chat and she showed me.  Over all her service was exceptional.  Right out of the gate.

I have learned (because I have an insider mole who works the Chat line for JPM) that these employees will have multiple chats going simultaneously.  I also know they have shortcuts/canned messages and other scripts.  Which is why I find the following super amusing.  Now you tell me.  Funny? Or not funny?

Riza G. : My pleasure! As your chat representative today, it is my top priority to give you the best assistance that you need.

Me : you did! Thank you Riza

Riza G. : Thank you so much! As your chat representative today, it is my top priority to give you the best assistance that you need.

Riza G. : Sorry for that.

Me : it is ok

Riza G. : Have I completely resolved your concerns today?

Me : yes

Riza G. : My fingers are fat.

Me : lol

Riza G. : I highly appreciate it.

Riza G. : I am so glad that I was able to help you today! Thank you for chatting with AT&T Premier Support Center. Again, my name is Riza. We value and appreciate your business with us, Jill. Please take care and you may have a great day ahead!

Riza G. : Happy Monday and enjoy the greatness of the day at your work. Bye for now.

 My fingers are fat too.  The other is over the top enthusiasm.  I think I found my sister from another mister.

As always, more to come.

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