B: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing.
B: Are you taking a picture of their house?
Me: Maybe.
Me continued: Now we have three portals to hades next door.
B: <nothing, just that look>
Me: Thank goodness they did not add the triangle window EYES.
B: I am tired of their trash all over our yard. I am gonna go pick it up. My job sites are orderly. That’s what the dumpster is for … trash!
Me: I am coming with you. I need more steps.
B: No because when I am done picking up everything, I am dumping it inside the house. See how they like it.
Me: I’ll bail you out if you get carted off.
About 45 minutes later, I see him out there. Two of the workers are back. They are all huddled around a fire (yep burning scrap lumber today). I can’t hear anything but I wonder if he is telling them off.
He eventually makes his way back home cuz you know, he needs to cook me my supper! 🙂 15 bean soup won’t make itself and it needs to cook about 2 1/2 to 3 hours. Weather did not cooperate. It’s too warm for soup today. But that’s a rabbit hole.
Me: So?
B: So what?
Me: Did you dump the trash in the house?
B: Of course not, there were witnesses. That’s what the dumpster is for anyway.
B continued: oh and the priest from Santo Ninos comes tomorrow. You’re invited. Leroy said to be sure to bring your rosary.
Hahahahaha. Hey I am supposed to be the only smarta$$ around here.
As always, more to come.