Random Thoughts #99

J-Dub, this is not number 99.  But are you thinking what I’m thinking?  That you need a random thoughts category.  Uh no you don’t.  You’re just cluttering up the place.  Move along.

This will be a hodgepodge post.  An everything and the kitchen sink post.  Here we unveil in no particular order:

• Book I am reading – titled What the hell did I just read? by David Wong has the coolest dog name ever in the story.  If … or should I say when we get another dog, we will name him or her DioGee pronounced D.O.G.  Cool right?  I told ya so 🙂
• This morning with the delayed start for work, I was trying to import pics off my iPhone to my PC to make room.  I failed!  No photos found on this device.  Uh bull sH!t.  I have imported pics before folks.  But for some stupid reason, I could not figure it out.  So I went to work as it was getting close to time and decided to attack my champagne problem later.  Now is later as opposed to can Now AND later like the candy.  Anyhoo, I am rabbit holing it … almost.  I googled no photos found on this device you ass holes cuz we all know Google is the world leader in everything@!!!  And we all know adding assholes to my search got me a better response.  And Yes I used googled as a verb. Drum roll please … ba dum tis uh that is hitting the cymbals which comes after a joke and is NOT a drum roll but hells bells get to your point J-Dub.  Simple solution is to unlock your iPhone first.  Uh duh?! It freakng worked like magic.
•  importing pics allowed me to type this popping corn of random thoughts on my old school desktop and to upload this ornament that I picked in our White Elephant gift exchange after someone stole my wallet!  It is okay though because the wallet wasn’t really mine.  I picked it first but stealing is allowed in this game.  Makes for loads of fun.
• Because I spent so much time explaining the pic thing, I forgot most of what else I was going to write.  Casualty of a mind that goes faster than hands can type.
• Baby kitties are going home tomorrow.  Boo hoo.  We will miss them.  One hates us and I have yet to see her much except as she climbs up high precariously through glass.  The other is such a friendly little girl even though she bit my toe this morning.  It was a very playful nibble. See her in three frames.  I was not sure which was her good side so I posted them all.  And yes, those are two different cats even though they look very similar.

Two other pics to share. Even Corpus Christi TX got snow and that’s two hours south of here.  Lulu sent us these:

Keeping it under 500 words.

As always more to come.

Star ⭐️ Struck

Holiday lunch for the work crew was held today at Range. Owner and chef extraordinaire Jason Dady graced us with his presence. And yes I swooned. I’m a fan girl. I own it.

Me: Guess who I saw at our lunch today?

B: Where’d y’all go again?

Me: Range

B: No way! You saw Jason Dady? Did you tell him he was robbed?

Me: No but I sure wanted to!

Appears B likes him too. We watched those Iron Chef episodes more than once thanks to our DVR. We’re such geeks 🤓 🤓

As always more to come.

Random Thoughts

Me: What about X?

B: I already did that.

Me: What about Y?

B: I already did that.

Me: What about Z?

B: I already did that.

He’s my mind reader. An inherent doer who never overthinks anything. I’m his companion side kick Anxiety Girl. I’m blessed beyond belief.

In my reflective mood, I look out across my front yard through the prism in my door. I see the snow and I tear up. Happy tears of course. I’m in my warm home, drinking my coffee and eating peanut butter toast. B is at work but has checked in on me twice. Life doesn’t get any better than this.

Side bar funny thought is how MY city reacted to the first snow in 32 years. From 8:00 pm on we had weather news coverage.

B “bet people from places it always snows are laughing their ass off at us. I wish they had aired the baking competition instead of this crap. I’m going outside to make a snowman. Wanna go with me?”

Me: Nothing fits over my cast.

B: I’ve got something you can wear.

He proceeds to dress me up like Nanuk of the North. I took one slow walk down the front side walk. It was just wet and cold so I went back in. Pretty but not worth it. Maybe if the kids had been here?

Guess I better get movin. I’m burning daylight in these thoughts.

As always more to come.

Caption This! 12/8/17

As always more to come.

Christmas Poll #8

Elf on a shelf or no Elf on a Shelf?

I think since my kiddos are of a certain age, we missed the craze. I do enjoy see what creative things my friends do with theirs.  Very festive!  Good clean fun!

As always, more to come.