Funny Math and Random Stuff

This is better in my brain. Some times things get lost in translation. Ima try anyway.

Scene: J-Dub sitting in chair, left arm on table while B recasts my arm. A different B. A good omen that the tech has same name as my 🍯.

Me: ok so two weeks. Monday is 12/11. Tuesday is 12/12 plus 7 is 12/19. I get my cast off 12/19.

Me continued: of course I could’ve added 14 days to 5.

The other B: You’re a funny lady

Me: You’ll regret encouraging me 🤣

Next

Post casting treat was a Coca Cola with lime from Sonic 1/2 price happy hour. Usual price $1.79 plus 30 cents for a splash of lime.

Sacrebleu an entire freaking lime is 20 cents.

Then I see my receipt. How is 1/2 of $2.09 $1.29? Tax. Uh no.

The lime was full price. My coke was 90 cents which is a penny more than 1/2 in my favor. Plus 30 cents then plus tax.

Ok people. Who thinks that stinks? There’s a sucker born every minute. I’m not upset. I’m trying to be funny. And yes! I won’t quit my day job. 🤣

Ima buy a six pack and my own damn limes. No I’m not. I’m off the sauce. Memba.

Next

I’m so happy 😁. #blessedbeyondmeasure ❤️.

Some one wants me to unload the dishwasher while he cooks. Wonder who’d that be?!?!? Bueno bye 👋

As always more to come.

Cast Play by Play

They’re running behind

Of course they are

My twin just left

Guy had a bright blue cast on his left arm

Was told four weeks

It’s been four weeks for me

Good omen

But wait wife confirms this is his first cast

His will come off in four and he’ll get three more weeks

Stop it silly

You are not blue cast boy

Now I’m number three in the queue

I can hear everything

No privacy

Does this hurt?

Uh ya but that’s not normal

Who does that with their hand?

Says the lady next to me

I want meds says the guy down the row

Me … the saw is freaky. I want my cast back! I’ve lost my mind.

As always more to come.

Fruits of His Labor

The ‘his’ of his labor happens to be B. He’s the one who did all the planting.

I expected seeds. There was only one. Means one Orange was seedless. Duh 🙄 we got that J-Dub.

Very tasty this year. Appears every other year holds true as last year’s crop was bitter. Theses were tart with an undertone of sweet. Yummy 🤤

As always more to come.

Penultimate

pe·nul·ti·mate

pəˈnəltəmət/

adjective

1 last but one in a series of things; second to the last.”the penultimate chapter of the book”

2 synonyms:

3 next-to-last, second-to-last, second-last “the penultimate movie on my top-ten list is an animated feature”

You can’t make this stuff up. When second to last or almost last don’t work, use penultimate 😂. Or use when trying to impress the attorney with one’s verbose language skills. Not me this time. I’m just a witness.

As always more to come.