A competitor’s commercial uses a Doris Day song Bushel and a Peck. The conversation went something like this:
Me: You know that commercial with the remodel? The lyrics are I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck … even though you make my heart a wreck. It’s wreck right?
Billy: Yeah, its wreck. The commercial was just on.
Me: That’s not what I heard 😁
Lulu: I know what YOU heard. But they’d never say that on TV.
Me: Oh sure they would. I think you can even say the 3rd best f word on TV now.
Billy: Not on regular TV. They’d lose commercial revenue if they use that word
Me singing MY version 🎶 I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck … even though you make my heart erect 🎶
Lulu: MOM. Stop it! You’re not allowed to sing anymore.
Billy: Yep. No singing AND we’re getting you a hear aid.