More Colloquialisms

Life

Does “I’d like to bitch slap <insert pronoun of choice> into next week” count?!?  Lol!

Here’s a few colloquialisms running through my mind … running through my mind even counts:

  • I’ve got to get this out of my system.
  • I’m going to let my freak flag fly.
  • You better shape up or ship out.
  • I’m not going to cut you any slack.
  • You’re hanging on by the skin of your teeth and/or you’re skating on thin ice.
  • You’re about to go down in flames.
  • I’m gonna come out swinging and let the chips fall where they may.

Ha! and I am just a yappy chihuahua.  Protecting my pup.  And Big B squared is talking me off the ledge and laughing his a$$ off.  I am swearing like a sailor and making up phrases of my own … like why settle for vanilla when you can have freaking chocolate with freaking rainbow sprinkles!!! You blanketity, blank, blank. Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker.  Can’t you just picture Bruce Willis?!?  Die Hard fans, I know YOU can. Lol!

Dang that feels freaking fantastic!  and I reached my goal, to get this out of my system … for NOW.  Time for some vino.

As always, more to come.

 

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